Stag-Nation!!!!

Some fun facts I’ve learned since coming to Kenya.

Fact one: Women were put on earth for men, to do dishes cook and generally do all the essential things in life like raising offspring. I did not know this before coming here; I guess I was living blindly in the blissful ignorance of equality. Oh well my eyes are open now and I am free to pursue a life of babies and sweeping.

Fact two: I have been rather constantly made aware of the fact that 22 is really really old and I should have a husband by now and maybe a few kids as well. This fact seems to come right before the teacher of said fact offers to help me with that problem.

Fact three: According to the national newspaper women only go shopping before their periods, women will never leave abusive husbands because of their DNA and abortion rights groups in the country are secretly trying to cause HIV to spread faster.

Fact four: If your first wife and your second wife get along well they are probably planning to kill you.

Fact five: If a women stands next to a man who is wearing nothing and the women is wearing a skirt that goes above her knees people will stare at the women because she still looks more scandalous than the naked man.

Fact six: Swimming in a full Burka is surprisingly easy.